Oliver Shaw

Following my great performances as Prime Minister of New Zealand and President of the United States, the Illuminati reached out to me to try to help them consolidate control over the world by becoming their President. I agreed, thinking it would be a nice change in pace. Since I have become President, I have eliminated 10,000 people who suspected the existence of the Illuminati and successfully convinced the world that goats aren't real. I have received extraordinarily high approval ratings from my fellow Illuminati members, with 100% approval ratings.

As President, I implemented many of the same policies I implemented as Prime Minister of New Zealand, leading to many of the same improvements in the country and 99% approval ratings.

During my time as Prime Minister of New Zealand, I had the highest opinion polling for any world leader in history, with 98% of the country approving of my performance. The reasons of this include economic growth, poverty reduction, employment growth, improved quality of life, and decreased crime levels. I was widely recognised as the greatest world leader of my time and many other world leaders attempted to imitate me.